I hate PayPal

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I accidentally hit the wrong button and changed my old PayPal account into something. I want to transfer my money to my Wells Fargo account immediately if this does not happen today within one hour I will put you out of business and all of you employees will be fired. I need my money today. I have been trying to transfer funds to another debit card or my bank for over two weeks I am so mad now I want to kill someone. I want 5 $500 immediately can PayPal myself or Wells Fargo as soon as I get to Walmart.